My Dreams of ConquestTumblr (3.0; @beautyasleep)http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mam3arXlMz1qz581wo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mam3arXlMz1qz581wo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://the-sailors-daughter.tumblr.com/post/51243350942/hes-just-so-i-want-him-to-be-my-friend" class="tumblr_blog">the-sailors-daughter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>he’s just so… I want him to be my friend.</p></blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/51245352086http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/51245352086Fri, 24 May 2013 16:12:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4002979b502783824ca1509768048fcb/tumblr_mme8gjtvhQ1qf7y7io1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04840fb676f498a4064d307d7881bc8b/tumblr_mme8gjtvhQ1qf7y7io2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/51245286381http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/51245286381Fri, 24 May 2013 16:11:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34jioieic1qacj74o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34jioieic1qacj74o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50967029309http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50967029309Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c292bce8e495fdef125393d7ade6261/tumblr_mn4pyr9rZg1r5j4vzo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>You stand no chance!</p>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50964031816http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50964031816Mon, 20 May 2013 23:35:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7cfd36186483387371cb5585121efe8a/tumblr_mn4p7zHBVN1r5j4vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Words can not explain what must have happened before this outcome </p>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50962814160http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50962814160Mon, 20 May 2013 23:19:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c1ed9b6c48cd9f40a0445430108c475/tumblr_mn4p09zjbz1r5j4vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Storm</em>trooper</p>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50962459900http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50962459900Mon, 20 May 2013 23:14:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/682eea4967cf3c7edd38448e1448ec36/tumblr_mmlk7blS5O1r2pmbao1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f82760bfce0d6131f187f8345d6b72d8/tumblr_mmlk7blS5O1r2pmbao2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8196a4d9fab66de39607cef3ad78201/tumblr_mmlk7blS5O1r2pmbao3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1ce073fe1fc9fe0269faa62b5d801f7/tumblr_mmlk7blS5O1r2pmbao4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chazmcintyre.com/post/50104589243">really-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.theatlanticcities.com/technology/2013/05/terrifying-fascinating-timelapse-30-years-human-impact-earth-gifs/5540/">Terrifying Time Lapse</a></strong></p> <p>These time lapses document the change in the world over the past 30 years. Islands have popped up; forests have declined; ice has melted.</p> <p>Such a terrifying, beautiful thing.</p> <p>If you’ve enjoyed reading, be sure to <a href="http://really-shit.tumblr.com/archive">check out my archive.</a></p> </blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50959442974http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50959442974Mon, 20 May 2013 22:37:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dfr9tEl81qe3feko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50959210841http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50959210841Mon, 20 May 2013 22:34:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/584000e246b538ff2e40c9776b0f058c/tumblr_mmlyq5Nmo21qbwxzco1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fd068daf37cd8c910346b23ebf33cc3/tumblr_mmlyq5Nmo21qbwxzco2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/256ea74e9be5db8f473bb3819fce2e1d/tumblr_mmlyq5Nmo21qbwxzco3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6d3faa555571ba563bb15a339fc21d5/tumblr_mmlyq5Nmo21qbwxzco4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thekumazone.tumblr.com/post/50397313847/selchieproductions-im-that-dragon-its-sam">thekumazone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://selchieproductions.tumblr.com/post/50286646281/im-that-dragon">selchieproductions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m that dragon.</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s sam tho</p> </blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50959053300http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50959053300Mon, 20 May 2013 22:32:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3761130201352dbf19ee9729eefc3776/tumblr_mly9t6xSjA1snde8zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-drug-child.tumblr.com/post/50849573079">the-drug-child</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i love this more then i really should</p> </blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50958693257http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50958693257Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lemonyandbeatrice.tumblr.com/post/50514219874">lemonyandbeatrice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when white guys are like “man I wanna kiss a black girl and taste that sweet chocolate” I just wanna go <span>oh yes I taste like chocolate I’m so glad you recognize that </span><span>and mmmm I wanna taste you too. can’t wait for the taste of baking powder and oppression.</span></p> </blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50958506605http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50958506605Mon, 20 May 2013 22:26:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdt2ditjsm1qf4hg2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://backyardskills.tumblr.com/post/50941497242/hotllamasex-latterman-it0ldyous0">backyardskills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotllamasex.tumblr.com/post/42085959575/latterman-it0ldyous0-hhumanoid">hotllamasex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latterman.tumblr.com/post/41068768688/it0ldyous0-hhumanoid-lanaisqueen">latterman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://it0ldyous0.tumblr.com/post/40639009022/hhumanoid-lanaisqueen-coastalnative">it0ldyous0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/40470996125/lanaisqueen-coastalnative-grace-ala-face">hhumanoid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lanaisqueen.tumblr.com/post/40468237848/coastalnative-grace-ala-face-te-rquoise">lanaisqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coastalnative.tumblr.com/post/40467871346/grace-ala-face-te-rquoise-dont-get-any">coastalnative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grace-ala-face.tumblr.com/post/40388546264">grace-ala-face</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://te-rquoise.tumblr.com/post/39819232795/dont-get-any-closer-to-each-other-this-is-the">te-rquoise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Don’t get any closer to each other</p> </blockquote> <p>This is the most interesting thing I’ve seen all year.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know how to feel about this</p> </blockquote> <p>I feel like this has some really deep meaning. I see it as two people can be close and it can allow for something beautiful, but as soon as they get to know each other too well it becomes ugly. Because if you knew every thought in someones head, the bad might out weigh the good. And you could never undo what you have learned about them. The spots on the butterfly’s wings are human eyes which have seen the truth but have no way of revealing it, or warning you not to get closer and protect the butterfly. The butterfly is their beautifully balanced relationship threatened by the knowing/seeing of too much, or closeness. The people symbolize anyone.</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG ^</p> </blockquote> <p>crying</p> </blockquote> <p>wow</p> </blockquote> <p>what the fuck is this ap english</p> </blockquote> <p>tumblr’s always been AP English.</p> </blockquote> <p>so no one’s going to comment on how motherfucking huge that butterfly is?</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah…But those aren’t two regular people. They’re clearly military leaders of some kind. With that in mind, it seems like the handshake they’re exchanging has nothing to do with friendliness. The only thing on their minds (because their heads are the handles on the scissors) is destruction. Ahem, the World Wars.</p>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50958405790http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50958405790Mon, 20 May 2013 22:25:10 -0400ButterflywarAP English<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31b621c9d84fbe858226342b4b1f3fb8/tumblr_mmzxafEX0l1r5j4vzo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>travelling girl</p>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50726259826http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50726259826Sat, 18 May 2013 09:25:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e92264cafd3533c5ad6b6ffdfd8d38fd/tumblr_mmzx1wGv4F1r5j4vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So I got home to my totally drunk brother like this - Imgur</p>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50725955570http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50725955570Sat, 18 May 2013 09:20:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90901b76019c66c7da1039274b7545c5/tumblr_mhxg8edIN31rm7wpgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blazing-phenix.tumblr.com/post/42621960031/no-words" class="tumblr_blog">blazing-phenix</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>… no words…</p></blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50720743556http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50720743556Sat, 18 May 2013 07:11:10 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://padalikey.tumblr.com/post/41882654871/ohana-means-family-and-family-means-shut-the">padalikey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit</p> </blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50720480627http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50720480627Sat, 18 May 2013 07:02:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1545752cd8c3cdb92c1ff22f05f14b0/tumblr_mmgdrcUu3y1qevqqyo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72ee54d5dfac90044924a3100db48c0a/tumblr_mmgdrcUu3y1qevqqyo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tomymindpalace.tumblr.com/post/49894317418/dudeufugly-interviewer-you-and-simon-pegg">tomymindpalace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dudeufugly.tumblr.com/post/49892754501/interviewer-you-and-simon-pegg-chris-pine-and">dudeufugly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Interviewer: “You and Simon Pegg, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto had a much tweeted about night out. I haven’t got the pictures.”</p> <p>Benedict: “My favourite one was the … we were remodeled into the Zoolander jeep with shakes going… *starts dancing in seat*”</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5cn4A5IZg1k">Google Play Interview</a></p> </blockquote> <p>That’s the best impersonation of that gif I’ve ever seen</p> </blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50378947097http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50378947097Mon, 13 May 2013 19:55:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/50314022918/pro-tip-fill-the-pinata-with-absolutely-nothing">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pro tip: fill the <span>piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood</span></p> </blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50337625908http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50337625908Mon, 13 May 2013 08:21:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50278229391http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50278229391Sun, 12 May 2013 15:01:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ff9b80ce54537eb7bc7c26d9bf98281/tumblr_mmjulkhihi1qabls9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5950987a884407122c2f99d95b5fcbab/tumblr_mmjulkhihi1qabls9o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91469ff2215a4a7a5c3f319505497b6d/tumblr_mmjulkhihi1qabls9o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/138c6070dc734c7a01be6515be2a304e/tumblr_mmjulkhihi1qabls9o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/50218733702/reynoldswalt-the-iconic-phone-call-to-nancy" class="tumblr_blog">suicideblonde</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reynoldswalt.tumblr.com/post/50035857297/the-iconic-phone-call-to-nancy-jo">reynoldswalt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>The iconic phone call to Nancy Jo.</small></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://grooveshark.com/#!/playlist/Trilha+De+Bling+Ring+A+Gangue+De+Hollywood/86294080">You can stream the soundtrack to The Bling Ring here!</a></p></blockquote>http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50223608697http://beautyasleep.tumblr.com/post/50223608697Sun, 12 May 2013 00:02:51 -0400