My Dreams of Conquest
Don’t trust elevators.
(Source: ninjutsus, via thegirlwiththetardistattoo)
I wish my valediction was: “I hate almost all of you. Okay, let’s get out of here.”
I’m a bad baby.
(Source: iwaveatsailors, via pantsareunwelcome)
This is why we go to college.
(Source: vivalawildboyzinjackass, via pantsareunwelcome)
Going to court today. I wish it was for this.
(Source: bloodydifficult, via em-azingg)